weeping like a mofo

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!

BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!

by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008

Weengi

A word describing a little sister or a close friend of a younger age. Usually one that is stinky.

Jay: Look at that girls weengi! She stinks!

by julieeexox June 30, 2009

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013

weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

Weingart

A member of the boys. In The 6ft range usually when older around 6’4. He tends to take to much time to get over girls. Usually just simps way to fucking hard for one girl when he has plenty of other bitches on their knees.

Wow, Weingart is in his simp phase right now

by Raspberry Frog July 27, 2020