A wedge is often used as a tool to stop objects from moving, it is a primitive tool that is not very useful in other scenarios. It can also be used as an insult to call someone useless or dumb.

Man this guy is a fucking wedge

Wedge by AverageIguess November 25, 2021

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Wedge

To stay up all night

"I wedged last night." "I'm so wedged." "Are you guys wedging?"

Wedge by jibtekk April 22, 2022

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wedge word

a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.

Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.

wedge word by theinstigator December 15, 2013

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Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

Wedge potato by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013

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