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Watermelon Sugar

A short film created in 1932 starring Charlie Chapman that tells the story of a man named Joe Simmons who goes to a pub to drown out his sorrows. Charlie Chapman playing as himself goes up to Joe and asks what's wrong. Joe replies "It's the word Charlie I don't know what it means!" Charlie obvious confused, then asks "Well what word?" Joe replies "Watermelon Sugar! The word has been drowned out into obscurity when a bunch of definitions were made of it! The word has been trending for years at the top of the word trending list on Urban Dictionary! I don't know what it means and I still have yet to know!" Charlie then says "Hey calm down for a second. Here, why don't yah tell me you're name and we can sort this whole thing out." Joe says "The names Joe." Charlie asks "Joe who?" Joe Simmons immediately snaps up out of his seat and shouts "Joe mama!" Charlie rushes in behind the counter and grabs the 12 gauge double barrel shotgun and nails Joe in the head. The audience then laughs and the movie ends.
Watermelon Sugar, Mason what does it mean?
It's no use, we're out of time. We're at Defcon 2!
Not yet, I've got one more card to play.
by Veteran Bandit June 3, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

A yeast infection of the vagina and tissues at the opening of the vagina. Usually caused by washing the pussy with soap and abrasive cleaners. The pussy then looks like a watermelon and the yeast produces a sweet watery substance. The sweet substance can be addicting, which is why guys get "high" after going down.
"Hey babe, I can taste that watermelon sugar, I think you need to see a doctor."
"Doctor! I think I have watermelon sugar."
"I have prescribed some antibiotics to treat your watermelon sugar".
by mouldlottery August 23, 2020
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Watermelon Sugar

A phrase that won't get the FUCK of off trending on the Urban Dictionary website.
P1: Hey, I wonder what's on tending on the Urban Dictionary today!

P2: Oh, yeah, it's still just Watermelon Sugar.
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by psssssuuuudonim March 15, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

The sugar in watermelons.
What did you think retard?
Guy: what does Watermelon Sugar mean?
French guy: Tu etre un retard.
by Razor wrath March 6, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

A delicacy where you fuck a watermelon by cutting a hole to the center and eventually cumming inside, giving the watermelon that extra sweetness when slicing it open and eating on a hot summer day
Finn: "Hey Mark, ya want some Watermelon Sugar? It'll cool you down after being in the sun all day."
Mark: "Yea, that sounds good."
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