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Flossing the Walrus

When a girl with a large butt is wearing a thong. The girl then bends over making her thong and butt visible to all.
Person 1 - "Kait can you pick up the KFC you dropped".
Kait - "Ok, but be forewarned I am wearing low cut jeans and a thong even though I have a large ass".
Person 2 - "Looks like Kait is flossing the Walrus again. You think she'd get the hint and wear the proper cloths for her body type".
by The Keeper of Realness October 25, 2009
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steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
by Haragorn August 22, 2009
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endorphin walrus

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")
"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."
by Grinning Cat March 7, 2012
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Rusty Walrus

I just used a rusty walrus on my uncle
by Good old John February 14, 2021
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Tom Wallisch

Pro skiing god. King of Afterbang, the pretzal man
tom wallisch must be included somewhere- DEWD YOU STOMPED THAT LIKE TAMMY WALNUTS! GO HOME AND MAKE A THREAD ON NSG BRAA.

oh and i heard you liek mudkipz
1337. FOR PRESIDENT
by willyg0808 November 1, 2010
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Magenta Walrus

The bestest animal in the world? It likes to juggle and drink Orange juice. It has small tusks cause they are different than normal walruses.
Jerica: "Hey Priya are you drunk?"

Priya: "nope" *trips on flat surface*

Jerica: "your such a magenta walrus!!" LMAO
by ImmaMagentaWalrus August 19, 2010
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Rusty Walrus

When a guy takes a dump into a condom, ties it at the end and put's it in the freezer then takes it out to use as a dildo on a girl.
'Dude, that guy just gave that girl a Rusty Walrus'
by myface89 November 11, 2009
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