mosquito wallpaper

The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.

Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.

by xrayspex1978 July 27, 2010

dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"

I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!

by daanielleer August 17, 2015

browser wallpaper

When a browser window freezes, rendering all links, buttons, and other interactive features unusable, forcing the user to sit and wait. Happens often on slow or dial-up connections.

Dale- Have you downloaded that new application I told you about?

Joe- I think the file is too big. I clicked the download button and now it's giving me the browser wallpaper.

by Yung Nastyman May 31, 2009

Vegeta wallpaper

This is clearly gay code.

obey me, Crap
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find me a good Vegeta wallpaper.

by Wyld December 19, 2004

wallpaper

a term used when trying to hide the fact that you are talking about white people

Dang they so stupid, them wall paper mess up evrythang!
pssht wallpaper!

by Banana$Bear October 20, 2010

wallpaper pants

pants that are too tight and look as if they were made from the annoying wallpaper in your great grandmothers bathroom.

usually spotted on middle aged women...normally mothers of teenaged girls who want to burn the pants.

OMG...my mom bought new wallpaper pants...:( i thought i got rid of them for good!

EWWWWWW ***twitch*** your mom's wearing wallpaper pants!

YESSS THE WALLPAPER PANTS ARE DEAD

those wallpaper pants are too tight! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

why do fat people wear spandex wallpaper pants? IT BURNS

by Diana, Emily, and Bianca August 23, 2007

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004