Vanilla wafer chaser

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

by name witheld January 7, 2005

fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

by B warden April 1, 2007

Waffed

Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

by ayowasted September 20, 2009

pilsner waffe

a swedish raggar gang or group that drives the biggest and most famous pilsner lik/ pilsner bil/ Pilsner häck in sweden

dude 1: hey look he´s a member of the pilsner waffe
dude 2: why is that scrapyard moving.... ohh

by kukensvrede February 20, 2014

hot waffler

The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.

Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.

by tonytiger420 December 30, 2015

Waffle Wafer

A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.

Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”

Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”

by Waffles&Wafers January 9, 2022