shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

Waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week

Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday

by Kirby fan September 21, 2022

poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

Nadler Waddle

This technique is used to escape any awkward situation.

Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.

To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.

Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.

I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.

Bro, everyone noticed.

Yeah, it's not a good technique.

by Odd_James December 25, 2020

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011