Wisconsin

um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys...
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!

"hey mom"
"yea"
"let's go get fuckin' ripped"
"Fuckin A right"
we love fuckin' Wisconsin..

by hurleyhoe December 1, 2007

wisconsin

only the second best place in the world on the best of the best come from wisconsin

you gotta have bigg balls to be in a club and holla you from Port Edwards wisconsin

by Danny Sway June 1, 2005

Wisconsin

The state in which everything is legal as long as you are an adult, or have an adult with you.

Person one: "I'm throwing a crazy-ass party tonight! Bring the booze!"
Person two: "But we could get arrested."
Person one: "Nah man, it's Wisconsin! Plus, my uncle Joe will be there to supervise."
Person two: "Well why didn't you say so?! Let's get wasted!"

by personfromwisco April 8, 2013

Wisconsin

A state located in the north central united states that consumes copius amounts of alcohol and bratwurst. It constantly compares itself to its more sophisticated state to the west, Minnesota, but falls short in every category save for obesity. Wisconsinites come out in droves wearing blaze orange hunting gear with spongelike cheese hats to watch an equally pathetic football team known as the packers. Any objectivity regarding these packers is strongly discouraged. Women are measured in kilograms as to not embarrass them when weighing themselves next to women from other states weighing themselves in pounds. A typical night out for a Wisconsinite would include binge drinking, the combing of a mullet, and a shepherds pie.

She wasn't very attractive so I took her out for a Wisconsin dinner

by ozzystp March 29, 2012

Wisconsiner

A person from Wisconsin. They're not a Wisconsinite. They're not a fucking "Sconnie." Only douchebags and out-a-staters that go to school here call themselves "Sconnies." Must be pronounced with a southeast Wisconsin yaw, i.e. "wisz-CAHN-sinerr"

Drunk Bitch: "WHEW!! SCONNIE PRIDE BITCHES"

Wisconsiner: "I ain't no sconnie, I'm a muthafuckin' Wisconsiner"

by Chocolate Town November 22, 2011

Wisconsin

THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!!

-Where were you last week?

-The best place on Earth!

-You must have been in Wisconsin.

by superme1025 April 21, 2011

Wisconsin

A state filled with bunch of small minded people who come off as though they’ve never left the state, let alone the country. Most Wisconsinites are people who are born, live and want to die here without never leaving. Don’t be a Wisconsin simpleton, be a go getter.

Teen from Wisconsin: I’m going to USC!

Wisconsin simpleton: Oh but you’re coming right back after you graduate of course!
Teen from Wisconsin: Hell no!

by Notjustasimpleton August 31, 2018