dirty water on my faceu

when someone spits on your face

Oh my god, dirty water on my faceu!

by _cwawesome_ December 27, 2016

Lady water

Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.

I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s

by Tigherking April 24, 2021

Cap Water

When you have clear piss and pee in a bottle and your friends drink it

Hey Gage can I have a drink of water? Ya I got cap water! What’s cap water? It’s my filtered clear piss

by Cap watet May 25, 2021

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 28, 2008

watercolored pony

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.

I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

by bigdickxxxxxx69 July 4, 2011

ice cold water

A refreshing beverage selection in Balitmore, Maryland. If conditions are right, it can be had for a very reasonable price, sometimes as low as only one dollar. Always most effective if it's ice (ice) cold (cold).

I got that ice cold water! And it's only one dollar. And it's only one dollar.

by jimothy3tmith August 5, 2011