Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.
by AlExpress August 30, 2022
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wake up jeff

Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid
Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff
by Sketchey January 6, 2008
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Waking up in Vietnam

To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.
"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."
by Lolicato April 21, 2009
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Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.
I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex
by ubersquirl August 18, 2012
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Wake up text

It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"
It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.

Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.

Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*

::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
by G.Rad May 6, 2009
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wake up call

Oral sex between 6 and 8 a.m.
Everyone deserves a wake up call...
by skorpionlady September 5, 2005
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