poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

Waddle Drops

That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.

I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week

Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday

by Kirby fan September 21, 2022

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

Sod Waddle

The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom

Jim: This kid has autism.
John: oh, that might explain why he's doin the sod waddle.

by Prophet_UD December 19, 2021