A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. The type of girl that listens to billie eillish says periodt or sksksksk and i opp they are the most basic bitches they usually drink Starbucks and have hydroflasks and scrunchies
by TheurbanG0D August 14, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. A girl who dresses a certain style can be described as beachy and cute. Can own a skate board , wears vans and oversized T-shirt’s , shell necklace and scrunchies.
by Vscogirlife... September 2, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
by l.f.e October 28, 2019
Get the VSCO girlsmug. VSCO GIRL- Wears oversized t-shirts or sweatshirt with Nike shorts. Has Vans, Crocs, Birks, and wears a shell necklace. She also wears tube tops and Jean shorts. She always has a hydroflask. She can't leave home without a scrunchie and her favorite car is a jeep.
by Leah-de July 1, 2019
Get the VSCO GIRLmug. the tumblr girls of 2019, you’ll probably catch them wearing a scrunchie, tube top, puka shell necklace, white vans or birkenstocks and don’t forget the hydroflask to finish off the look
by oatmeal girl June 30, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. These girls are a very distinct species. Usually seen out in the wild with a tube top, Vans, Crocs and Birkenstock’s. Don’t even think about forgetting the scrunchies and Hydroflasks in which they decorate with an assortment of colorful stickers.
Guy: Ok I brought your stuff
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*
by REDHORSESFLYING August 10, 2019
Get the VSCO girlsmug.