Voldemort

A mad serial killer with no nose who looks like an egg or maybe....a potato

Shane:"I laughed so hard when Voldemort died"
Elly: "I mean...who wouldn't

by I cant find a pseudonym help July 13, 2021

Voldemort

Villain the the Harry Potter series. He tried to kill Harry at the age of one year, but failed and lost all of his powers and was in hiding for 13 years. According to a prophecy, he will have to kill or be killed by Harry.

Voldemort just Avada Kedavra'd that guy into oblivion!

by Advil April 9, 2004

Dirty lord voldemort

When one sticks ones finger in a females vagina at the peak of orgasm while yelling crucio and simulating a wandlike thrust.

Yo that witch was moaning when I lord voldemorted her last night.

That chick was freaking out during paranormal activity, sounded like she was gettin voldemorted or something.

I couldn't sleep at all last night cuz my roomate decided to try something new with his girl... The dirty lord voldemort!

by Harry snatcher November 30, 2010

The Voldemort

the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.

hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.

by Jack Hawff February 26, 2011

voldemort

n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.

"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."

"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."

by you are a May 17, 2006

Voldemortsexual

When someone is in love with our lord and saviour Lord Voldemort 😍

Y/n: who’s that?
Lucius Malfoy: that’s Lord Voldemort

Y/n: he’s hot
Lucius Malfoy: you must be Voldemortsexual

by Fckimhot January 3, 2021

voldemort face

When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face

by Dirty Chaos July 6, 2016