you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

Maple Vision (sight)

Playing Maple Story to the extent of which, when you get off, everything becomes Maple-Like. Rooms can become icy ledges or ledgy forests. In the process, everything you say can also be related to Maple. Pets can become snails, or shrooms, and most things become 2-D.

After extended Maple exposure, tiredness, unintended urination, starvation, and dehydration can occur.

dude, after alex hit lvl. 100, he got off and came screaming at me with a chair leg yelling "MESO EXPLOSION"
i guess Maple Vision (sight) set in.

by paks June 13, 2008

Super vision

SUPER-VISION- Is your Third eyevisions guiding through your decisions while using intuitions insight to retain excellence perception. Instincts guide Intuition never lies. Believe, Perceive and Receive.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.

SUPER-VISION- Is your Third eyevisions guiding through your decisions while using intuitions insight to retain excellence perception. Instincts guide Intuition never lies. Believe, Perceive and Receive.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.

by G'ity April 20, 2019

Gamer Vision

When a gamer focuses in on a televison screen and proceeds to stand up out of their chair, for competitive advantage.

Why is Mark so close to the screen like that?

Oh, don't mind him. He has a bad case of Gamer Vision.

by Sodatester September 22, 2019

20/20 Vision

A Normal Sight, a vivid perspective.

I have a 20/20 Vision about what I want to be when i grow up.

by 20/20 Vision May 7, 2018

Visco girl

Typically an 8th grade girl that was the love child of Snapchat and Tumblr. This species of little shit can be seen at your local Starbucks with a metal straw, a scrunchie, a signature Hydroflask, and a big crater on the side of their head. Visco girls obtained their name from the godawful social media application Visco, which is really just a shittier Instagram. Visco girls are extremely dangerous, as their general idiocy is stored in glands in their mouth that is released as a lethal toxin. Occasionally the toxin will lay dormant, however, when a Visco girl makes their trademark mating calls, “Sksksksksk” or “And I oop”, the toxin is excreted and kills anyone within a 50 foot distance of the Visco girl. Stay very very very far away.

God: Please look out, my children. There is a visco girl in your general vicinity.
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)

by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019

tunnel vision

Limited vision, as in seeing only your own point of view.

"He isn't even considering any of the other solutions to the problem because of his tunnel vision".

by MIL April 19, 2006