Vibrator

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.

1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Phantom Vibration

A false vibration felt in the most used pocket of your cellphone. You feel what you believe is your cellphone going off, you go to check, and actually nothing has happened. Only works when cellphone is on vibrate.

A false vibration in your pocket. you go to check and nothing happened, this is a phantom vibration.

by enchantedflorist March 25, 2010

vibrator

Guys worst enemy.

Man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her fucking vibrator.

by Jim Segal April 23, 2003

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

Vibrato slut

A person who sings or plays any form of music that can have vibrato, and adds a lot of vibrato to their playing to make it sound better to hide how bad they suck, because that is all they know how to do.

Woah, look at her play the violin, it sounds so good
No, she sucks. All she is is a vibrato slut.

by Someone_abcdefg November 28, 2007

vibration anxiety

when someone is expecting an important text and they feel a vibration in their pocket, but its actually all in their head... usually met with disappointment

I thought he texted me back but I guess I'm just having bad vibration anxiety.

by people are strange November 13, 2011