Vasquez

A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.

"Hey man, that "Vasquez" so gave me the reach around last night."
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"

by PunkyG July 6, 2010

Jhonen Vasquez

Creator of Invader Zim, the single greatest animation after The Simpsons and Futurama.

Meats of evil..

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

vincent vasquez

Some who is madly in love with jasmine Stapleton. Happy birthday babe I LOVE YOU!

I just wanna Vincent Vasquez you.

by SizableTransfer November 21, 2013

vasquez

to abscond with something owned by another, usually candy.

Did someone Vasquez my multi-purpose pen again?

by ramonapat September 20, 2012

Vasquez

A superhot Puerto Rican playa who gets all the wimmenz. Often found salsa dancing at the hip/hop clubs. All night he holds on to a cup full of ice and lime. Rough around the edges yet soft in all the right places. Often found walking bow-legged due to the massive erect penis he has shoved down the leg of his pants. When he gets down and dirty Carmen will appear.

Person 1: salsa dancing to hip/hip? what's dat dance move called?
Person 2: It's called "do the vasquez"

by th3-o-5ive August 22, 2009

Carmen Vasquez

Carmen Vasquez is a sweet person. She can come from the race(s); African, Indian, Puerto Rican, Haitian, French,etc.
She has a loving heart for the world and people around her.
Carmen has a mean side to she likes to fight and defend herself even when there is no need to catch hands.
She is strong and worthy that she will win a fight.
Don’t mess with her because she will beat you the fuck up and drop you so hard that you won’t feel your ass on the floor. She is social when she wants to be, nice when she wants to be, and depressed when she wants to be.
Just know that she is a person you DO NOT want to lose..

Carmen Vasquez is lovely and has a beautiful heart, but can be violent at times.

by Queen Carmen April 17, 2019

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by Assman December 2, 2004