A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010
Get the velociraptor with jet-pack and scissorsmug. Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
Get the Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchersmug. A species of animal that roamed all the way back in the Cretaceous Era. Their bodies were only 6-ft long and around 3-ft tall, but I’m leaning more towards Michael Crichton’s and Steven Spielberg’s raptors. These were intelligent pack hunters, able to communicate with each other via vocal commands like a bark or a trill. They had a long sharp dagger of a claw on their middle toe that they used to pry their catch open.
by Phantober April 17, 2024
Get the Velociraptormug. Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.
by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017
Get the velociraptor noisesmug. A velociraptor is not what you are generally told as being tall and scaly they were feathered all over. also they are around, 1.6 FT tall. they also did not live in a park on a fictional island. they generally hunted prey species such as little lizards small, mammals, eggs, and baby dinosaurs. they are also a dromeosaurid which consists of many species including velociraptors. they also lived around 75 million years ago then they went extinct for good but their lineage continues today in birds.
The velociraptor is small.
by BingleBingustheGreat January 20, 2023
Get the Velociraptormug. Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
by Debleb January 16, 2021
Get the JP Velociraptormug. Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
by VeryMysteriousStranger March 12, 2019
Get the Velociraptormug.