HE IS VERY SEXY, HE IS A MEXICAN MAN WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND EMILIO VELASQUEZ IS THE MOST SEXY MAN IN DA WHOLE UNIVERSE
by znadeem6000 December 12, 2019
Get the Emilio Velasquez mug.The best person in the world. Velan is the best at everything. He can beat you in any sport. He can beat anyone in a rap battle. He can beat you in a fight. He can pull any girl in the world. Velan is the hottest person alive. The amount of girls he gets is incredible. And not just any girl. He pulls the finest and sexiest girls in his school or city. The bad thing about Velan is you can't stop looking at him. If you see him, you will recognize him. He is so hot that I can't take my eyes off him. Usually Velan plays many sports. His dick is so massive that it reaches a girl's belly button when he has sex. Speaking of sex, Velan is so passionate when he bangs girls. Everything Velan does is just so perfect.
Addison Rae: Hey did you see that cute guy over there? What's his name?
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*
by anonymous November 2, 2020
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by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019
Get the Velan mug.Name given for a quasi-sane someone who quests relentlessly after cakes, donuts and muffins, and anything of worth as sacrifice to the Dessert God
by Mr Day July 18, 2006
Get the velika mug.A very amazing, yet sometimes (well, most of the time) insufferable girl. A Vela is very compassionate, loves to read and play music, and is a pretty decent person in general. She will never be mad at you for more than a week unless you’ve done something majorly wrong. She can, however, be incredibly stubborn with just about anything, so watch out.
Person 1: Hey, is that Vela over there?
Person 2: Yeah, do you want to go say hi?
Person 1: Oh, no no no. She’s still mad that I stepped on her turtle.
Person 2: Dude! That’s messed up bruh!
Person 1: Dude! It was an accident! At least it didn’t get that hurt!
Person 2: No wonder she’s mad bruh.
Person 2: Yeah, do you want to go say hi?
Person 1: Oh, no no no. She’s still mad that I stepped on her turtle.
Person 2: Dude! That’s messed up bruh!
Person 1: Dude! It was an accident! At least it didn’t get that hurt!
Person 2: No wonder she’s mad bruh.
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