(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.
Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!
A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!
A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
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The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
by schubes66 October 13, 2011
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An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank
Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."
by jackyboy howe April 2, 2017
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Get the flesh vault mug.verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013
Get the Underwater Pole Vaulting mug.A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.
*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*
person: ... *wets himself with excitement*
vaulting is sweet
person: ... *wets himself with excitement*
vaulting is sweet
by suketa August 4, 2006
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