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Matt (Hypixel Variety)

There are many varieties of Matt’s to be found on the Hypixel Skyblock discord. However, 3 rise above the rest for their superior intelligence and skill at being incredibly annoying: Matthew_MW, Matt6789 and LegitiMATT. They can often be seen roaming the skyblock help channel but can also be summoned elsewhere via a ping (usually).
Those Matt (Hypixel Variety)’s, they’re getting out of control!
by MilkyMatt6789 May 25, 2023
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Retard Variety

The term retard variety is used when a bruh momentum occurs in someone's brain. It results in them having a sped mentality for a short amount of time.
I see you are of the Retard Variety!

Why did you grief my server? You are of the Retard Variety!
by Kumotta. March 31, 2020
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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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Variety Pack

When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus
Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack
by maxreboband October 21, 2020
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Chicken Variety

Tasos: Hey you ever been to chicken variety?
Owen: Yeah
Tasos: Of course you have you fat fuck
by fart gobbler April 29, 2024
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