Vampussy

Short for Vampire Pussy.

I shouldn't stick my dick in something that can suck my blood and potentially kill me, but that vampussy is too good.

by Some boat from 1911 March 25, 2022

Vapeussy

A term used to describe the action of sticking a vape up your asshole and watching the smoke pour out

"When I go home I'm going to vapeussy!"
"I love watching the smoke pour out when I do a vapeussy, it smells great!"

by jegocean March 28, 2022

vapped

A mother who had given birth at least once

I'd fuck that milf if her vagina wasn't so vapped

by Jong Kim March 31, 2008

Vagpuss

any male or female organ or appendage used sexually, can only be used once in a sentence to refrence one organ

vagina, penis, arm, stomach, toe, anus, ect.

"Last night i was at this wild party and some dude totally stuck his tounge in my vagpuss."

by Kanti September 30, 2007

Vaipulu

G.O.A.T.
(Greatest of All Time)

You’re Vaipulu!!

by $Gorilla$ June 18, 2020

uppa vappa

22 db louder than a south african PK and 15 db louder than an aak

Boet, did you check that uppa vappa .. that was propper

by davewebsmith August 17, 2010

Vapour Lock

(noun/verb)

1) A term for a woman copulating with three men at the same time

2) When a baghead becomes overcome from paint thinner fumes and has a seizure

3) The third most common cause of car stallage in the US, according to Joe Namath

1) 3 guys are sniffing around that lonely milf. She's gonna be vapour-locked good!

2) Lucius: I say Walter, this Ronseal is rather moreish, it's clearing my sinuses and my mind is positively swimming! Walter...what are you...oh shit

3) There's nothing funny about Vapour Lock

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009