Catch, or Caught the vapors

It means, to swoon or faint. From when ladies wore corsets and would faint all the time, it was said they "caught the vapors", maybe from the night air.

"Catch, or Caught the vapors."

Bring the fainting couch Alfred, Bessie "Caught the Vapors" again! If he proposes, I will "catch the vapors", tout suit.

by steampunk-addie June 16, 2011

vapors

n. (va-perz)
1. Any of various diseases, including chancroid, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis, that are usually contracted through sexual intercourse or other intimate sexual contact. see STD.
2. A stinky bagina. A girl with the vapors typically is sexually promiscuous, consequently her vagina does not have time to air out and freshen up.

Don't hook up with her, she's got the vapors.

by A Guy Named Gal April 8, 2005

Vapors

N: a disease that is contracted when one goes to college. This term explains many misunderstood illnesses of college students. The Vapors molecules reside in the dirty run-down dorms on (the worst part of) campus.

Jennie and Brittany went to West Hall with Josh; a week later they discovered their coughing was a sever case of the vapors.

by JennieMonsters February 20, 2009

catch the vapors

A quaint euphemism for flatulence

I say, I certainly do love this broccoli salad but I fear I shall catch the vapors.

by DonnyO December 15, 2013

Vix Vapour Rub

Something you can rub on your chest or a girl on myspace that changes her myspace a lot and doesn't find it funny when you write Vix on your chest and say LOL at it. :|

"I got a cold lark, give us some vix vapour rub babes!"

"rrr ai that Vix Vapour Rub is changing her myspace again!"

by VixVapourRubLark July 27, 2007

catch the vapors

to get smoked or schooled by someone.

You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.

by Nick D May 28, 2003

vapour-text

When you are smoking weed via a vapourizer and you start weed - texting (similar to drunk dialing).

OMG I vapour-texted that a$$ociate last night.

by aMat2011 April 1, 2011