Got a Van Gogh

Going to a hair salon and walking out with an uneven haircut.

“Yeah, he totally got a Van Gogh”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014

Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"

Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....

by bLazeni May 1, 2010

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Van goghed

When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.

Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.

Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.

by AyeKnow May 30, 2011

Van Goghtograph

Van Gogh did paintings that were remarkably mysterious, artistic, compelling, unique and fascinating. He is World famous. Today there are photos taken with many different types of cameras that the photographer can run through photo programs that do some interesting Van Gogh like techniques. Also there are Raintings (see right here on Urban Dictionary for their definition) that don't use a photo program, only rain water or drops on a windshield between the camera and the subject. It would be a dishonor to say these artful photos are Van Gogh's, but they are artistic.

Van Goghtographs never purport to be like a Van Gogh painting nor to actually be a Van Gogh. They might make their viewers mindful of Van Gogh, and contain influence from his works, but Van Gogh is attached to the word photograph in a playful way, not to cheat nor forge, but to pay respect & homage to a famous artist.

by Poppy Doodle October 19, 2021

Vincent VanGoghFuckYourself

a hypothetical person who is responsible for actions that one does not want to take responsibility

"hey bob, who drank my last beer?"

"vincent"

"vincent who?"

"Vincent VanGoghFuckYourself!"

by theclogger September 30, 2012