Trolling for vampires

When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.

Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.

"You going downtown?"

"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."

by Jesys Chryst July 1, 2005

Sparkly Vampires

SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 14, 2010

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004

Call Centre Vampires

Call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:

a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life

b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.

John: "Can you believe I was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?"

Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "

by dhdavids January 11, 2010

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. March 24, 2009

only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

Hunting Vampires

Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.

Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!

by DUDEYEAH July 6, 2010