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Valencia High School

A School full of Preps and snobs who think their "you know what don't stink" and cause all the drama of the santa clarita valley. But most people there are pretty laid back until you mess with their friends.
Boy: What School do you go to?
Girl: Valencia High School
Boy: So..what kind of car do you have?
Girl: Oh, just a ferarri...
Boy: (faints.)
by pubin October 18, 2008
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Valencard

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.
by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017
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Valenterrible

Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!
by sexygayboy February 13, 2010
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Valenciaga

Someone to flexes as much as possible and who’s ego is as high as the Eiffel Tower. They also have atleast 29.5 personalities and mosh EVERYDAY.
Yo is that VALENCIAGA? He moshin so hard his tattoos finna fall off
by VALENCIAGA November 1, 2018
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Valencia High School

Home to the hottest girls of the Santa Clarita Valley. These girls are the ones you find at "The Tables" most of them are slutty and will give you what you want. If you are not an "It" kid at this school stay far away from the "pretties". Not only do these girls look as hott as fuck, they have great personalities ( to the people they like) and they dress like they are in a designer fashion show everyday. There is one girl in each class who is basically a godess these are the most popular and hottest. If your not one of them, you wish you were, these are the girls that run the show.
guy one: hey didn't i see you in The Sports Illustrated catalogue?
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton
by govikings April 15, 2009
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Holly Valance

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"
by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007
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valenversary

When an anniversary with a significant other falls on or near Valentines Day (within 4 days). In this circumstance the gift or celebration of both events can be combined.

"We had a great time on our Valenversary!, it was nice to be done with both"
"We had a great time on our Valenversary!, it was nice to be done with both"
by Goforhix February 13, 2015
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