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Volkswagen Eos

A seriously underrated model of car. This car's main attraction is the fully automatic hardtop roof. The roof lowers into the trunk in under 30 seconds. This car has so many problems it has an entire fanbase website called "www.vweosclub" that has active members, even thought the car has been discontinued for half a decade. This car also has a panoramic sunroof and a stock turbo engine. This is the best car you've never heard of.
Person 1: Hey man, didn't you get a new car?
Person 2: Well technically yes, but I actually bought a roof that happened to come with the Volkswagen Eos.
by MVPHitter1 August 26, 2021
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Volkswagen W12

Volkswagen's upcoming sportscar model, so-named because of its W12 engine. It has 12 cylinders, arranged in a 'W' -- Take two narrow-angle four-valve V6 engines and configure them at an angle of 72 degrees apart from one another with a shared crankshaft. This layout could be described as a "V-V" arrangement, or a "W." The result has 6.0 liters generating 600 horsepower at 7,000 rpm and 458 lb-ft of torque at 5,800 rpm.The engine is incredibly powerful, capable of 217 mph (350 km/h).
Not to be confused with the upcoming Volkswagen Phaeton, which will contain a smaller W12 engine, and very likely be available in the American market long before the VW W12 is.
by Ryan Thompson November 6, 2004
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Volkswagen Effect

Having good behavior when being monitored, but bad behavior when no one is looking.

Based on the 2015 scandal where Volkswagen cars were discovered to have low emissions when the vehicle's system could tell it was being emission tested.
My son is nice to his sister when I'm around, but I worry about a Volkswagen Effect when he knows I can't see them.
by Mad Jim June 5, 2017
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Volkswagen Polo FOX

Just like the volkswagen polo, this is the best car in the world, but if you drive this one especially, you are the complete king of volkswagen polos, if its the 86c2f in 1.4 I4 Diesel, you are an abosulte pog champ and my homie
You drive a volkswagen polo? Now knee before my volkswagen polo FOX!
by BakaInThePolo July 9, 2021
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Volkswagen Bonnet

Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.

North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".

The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.

So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.

Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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volkswagen jetta

A car your typical thot drives
by Winternheimer May 27, 2017
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VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014
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