Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.
“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”
by Mucho Mahs October 14, 2005
Short or very small
Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.
Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.
Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo
Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.
Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.
Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo
Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.
by Pollymore August 03, 2009
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow February 28, 2011
by Comtula January 17, 2010
Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty
by your mothers fuck buddy April 26, 2006
when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010
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