Twopalmsthedesky

When your boss is "NOT HAPPY" and slams his palms to the desk forcefully while yelling
"I am NOT HAPPY"

Mikey was pissed and gave me the ole "Twopalmsthedesky"

by Captian-Insano April 13, 2009

twoish

somewhere around two o'clock

i have to go now...i'll be back at twoish.

by mario66chef January 30, 2014

Twipstep

Practically this Roblox user is the god of Friday night funkin' I kid you not

Person 1: wha- whos that and whys he so good?
Person 2: Oh that's just Twipstep

by FluffyHairedGirl March 8, 2021

ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

by whack_not April 27, 2013

Topspur

Topspur was referred by a Westbound Logistics China co-owner as the mistaken name of English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur United. The video placed on YouTube was created between two business partners during a China trip, and the video went viral from then on. Topspur fans are not fond of the video as they believe everyone should know who they are, as often they suffer from spursy which is a feeling of being big/successful when really; one isn’t.

When asked if the man from China could name any Premier league clubs, he mentioned several but when quizzed if he’d heard of Spurs, or Tottenham Hotspur he said no. Never heard of them.

Tottenham Hotspur are a small London football team that often apply pressure and nearly win trophies.

Have you heard of a big football team named Tottenham Hotspur? “No?! Topspur? What’s that?”

by Westbound December 3, 2019

purple tops

Nickname for Ecstacy!

Freeky Zeeky:aye yo aye yo i got da 2 for 5 purple tops 2 for 5 purple tops...watchu need i got da purple tops!
Police:hey freeky zeeky!
Freeky Zeeky:oh shit i gotta run!
Police:why do we allways catch you in the same spot right here?
Freeky Zeeky:aye man i am mentaly retarded...why tha fuck yall fuck wit me?
Plice:Guess what?
Freeky Zeeky:What?
Police:your going back to jail!

by Steven C. November 14, 2006

twos

noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.

"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"

by inwonderland May 10, 2006