clout tails

What "clout chasers" ride. When one uses someone else’s clout to achieve the appearance of possessing more clout than they actually have.

Like a leach firmly affixed to the lamb-soft skin on a hosts scrotum, Josh is known to ride the "clout tails" of his unsuspecting victims like the parasite he it.

by CLOUT COMMANDER 69 February 26, 2020

The Twilight Series

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.

Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.

Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.

by haha irdk November 11, 2020

Twilight Plague

The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.

Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."

by Druqks October 26, 2008

Twilight Time

n. The time between when school ends and when your parents get home.

Sweet, it's twilight time, take out the porn stash!

by Tlostinthefuture February 28, 2009

Twilight Sickness

When your so sick of Twilight and the fangirls, that you want so badly for someone to throw away everything Twilight.

Dude 1- Uhhhh, I have Twilight Sickness.

Dude 2- Ahhh! I know!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!

by P4R4MOR3 June 22, 2009

Twilight

1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.

1. It must be about twilight hour.
2. (Irrelevant example for twilight goes here.)

by Unimportant Name April 2, 2009

twilight

A book with no literary value whatsoever. It's biggest fans tend to be fangirls who are in love with Edward because they think he's sexy (despite the fact that he is merely a word).

There's no character development at all, and the protaganist, Bella Swan, would die without Edward, which leaves some of us to believe that she may, in fact, be a zombie due to the fact that she probably died sometime before the story even took place (thanks to her knack for falling in front of cars and other bullshit).

This book is so bad that I actually couldn't stomach to read it. I read more of Jane Austen than I did of Twilight. And I hate Jane Austen.

Read this if you want to look like an idiot in front of someone who isn't.

Example of a conversation about a good book:

That was awesome, it really left me thinking differently and feeling differently... I think it really did make a difference/imprint/something.

Example of a conversation about Twilight:

EDWARD IS SOOOOOO HAAAWWWTTT <3<3<3<3 luvluvluvluvluv edward culleennnn i'm MRS. CULLLENNN.... CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???? WTF IS THAT!?

by loonylolydarko you dumbass December 3, 2007