A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. “How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”. It originates in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott.
by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021
Get the turntablesmug. by I Forget Things October 10, 2017
Get the Moral Turntablesmug. A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
Get the Orphan Turntablemug. A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.
It also has no shortage of drama.
It also has no shortage of drama.
John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020
Get the Team Turntablesmug. A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011
Get the Nebraska Turntablemug. by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024
Get the don’t get your tie in a turntablemug.