Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.

Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.

by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024

turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.

Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool

by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Turducken

Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck

Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok

by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020

turducken

the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.

I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.

by seerokool March 28, 2019