turdegrity

While sending fecal matter back and forth, ass to ass, the integrity of the turd.

Clay, you can't keep that up forever, the turds can't hold up. The turdegrity is deteriorating.

by Poer Ppl July 13, 2022

Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

turfed

to be removed from a certain place or establishment
to be rejected

"shame blad you got turfed"

by mr majestic June 12, 2005

weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006