turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

turd burglar by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

turd burglar by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006

turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

turd burglar by aline November 17, 2003

Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

Turd Burglar by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

turd burgalar 

similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

that guy over there is a total turd burgalar.

turd burgalar by dylio July 31, 2006

turd burglar

Another name for a gay man/boy.

Elton John is a turd burglar!

turd burglar by psycho bitch March 16, 2004

Turd Bugular 

Someone that tries to break into the bathroom stall while you are dropping off the kids at the pool.

I was taking a peaceful dump until that turd bugular came in and ruined it.

Turd Bugular by SammyJD April 24, 2006