Fork Tuning

The act of sounding (the practice of inserting plastic or metal rods into yours or someone else's urethra) while edging (getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then starting again) then when you finish your edge you take out the rods and the flood gates open.

Ian has been fork tuning so muck that he filled an entire bucket with semen

by edging for charity February 28, 2019

Queen of Tanking

Cardi is the Queen of Tanking. After WAP, Megan got a Top 30 hit while Bet You Wanna hit #1 on Bubbling Under and Me Gusta hit #91. Megan saved WAP and Pardison Fontaine wrote her verse. Her fans also known as Retardi Gang troll all day and say “Ended Nicki” And they are correct, Ended Nicki’s fan Retardi

Bet You Wanna didn’t even reach the Hot 100, Cardi is the Queen of Tanking

by cardiobtanking October 16, 2020

Tanking It

A person that's completely lying about the truth.

When everyone knows your lying but you proceed with lying.

(Guy1) I stick potatoes into car mufflers & watch the cars blow up.

(Guy2) MAN HOMIE, WHY YOU TANKING IT ?!?!?!?

by mr. lan September 14, 2009

tuning

the process that comes before getting into a chicks pants. also can be the process of flirting

Guy 1: what are you doing man?
Guy 2: fuck all, just tuning this bitch

by skatman May 25, 2003

Honky Tonkin'

Verb a.k.a. "Tonkin'": To get shit-house drunk on cheap beer (usually PBR or Busch Light) and head into the local bars looking for trouble. A good night of Tonkin' generally includes, but is not limited to, (1) discharging a firearm at the moon, (2) having to leave somewhere before the police arrive, and (3) waking up the next morning next to a particularly unattractive woman. Although the word's etymology is southern, Honky Tonkin' has been observed as far north as Grand Marais, MN.

Were goin' Honky Tonkin' tonight boys! Fathers, lock up your daughters. Farmers, lock up your sheep.

by RomanMaroni August 16, 2011

Trunkin'

Much used like the word 'Chillen', Trunkin' is most commonly used as a way to describe what someone is up to. When someone is trunkin' you know they're a laid back person you likes to chill with their friends.

Mark: "Hey Buddy, what's up?"
Eugine: "I'm just trunkin' man, How about you?"

by Nataratatatat January 21, 2011

Private Tuning

When your your music teacher is supposed to be tuning your instrument alone, when he/she is really shoving it up his/her ass.

Mr Agoglia: It's time for your lesson. Please allow me to tune your ukulele. I'll be right back.
Boy:*Texts* My teacher is is probably Private Tuning my ukulele right now.
Reply: That must hurt coming out.

by TheHashBrown April 24, 2011