Trumpkin Blumpkin

When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.

Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?

Susie: what for?

Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!

Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.

Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling

Susie: and all I want is a new husband.

by RayRay H. September 22, 2021

trumpkins

People who follow Donald Trump and believe what he says

The trumpkins are at it again;They believe three million illegal aliens voted in California.

by ertzbag December 27, 2016

Trumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.

Last night, I let a bunch of republicans give me a trumpkin at the gay bar. Or, was it a church?

by Rfid January 10, 2017

Trumpkin ass

A flat ass, lacking in any bubbliciousness. The opposite of a pumpkin ass.

"This spent whoopie cushion is flatter than Kayleigh McEnany's trumpkin ass and it made more sense.

by Kenny G13 January 13, 2021

Donald Trumpkin

A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.

Bruce is all about getting Donald Trumpkin s when he goes to Atlanta. What a Jazz.

by Snazzleboo January 22, 2009

Trumpkin Toss

This is a fun game in which legal American citizens grab pumpkins carved with angry faces and toss them at illegals. The Trumpkins must have a candle inside to capture the bright orange glow of Donald J. Trump. This game is usually played around the time of Halloween when there is a large supply of Trumpkins around.

"Hey jiggabuddha, wanna go play Trumpkin Toss?"

by CrowleyCorp July 18, 2016

Donald Trumpkin

When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.

Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.

or

Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?

by MikeJones1212 June 25, 2009