Twinlish

A secret, rapid-fire, language that only Twins know how to speak.

Twin 1: Ohmygod!Howhaveyoubeen?Ihaven'tseenyouinages!What'supmymostbelovedsibling? *glomp* <3

Twin 2: Kyaaa!I'vemissedyousomuch!Hasitreallyonlybeenaweeksincewelastsaweachother?!

Innocent Bystander: Christ on a cracker, my brain hurts. They must be speaking Twinlish...What the hell are they saying?!!

by DarkLaugh January 19, 2011

Pringlish

pringle man giberish understood and spoken only by educated individuals who are slowly losing their sanity.

EDGVBFUIJSDBGAIJUFGBJUOSIAGBUIJ....."Aww he be speakin Pringlish."

by vetrolater May 20, 2021

Bringlish

I mix of American English and British English (But if you add Australian to the mix, you'd get AustraBringlish).

🇺🇸: Hey!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Oh, hey! How's it going?
🇺🇸: It's goin' alri-
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(Bringlish): Hey guys, what's up?
🇺🇸: ...
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: ...
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: What?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Why are you a mix of us?
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Well, I watched too much Peppa pig as a child. (true story)
🇺🇸: Ahh, gotcha.
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇭🇲 (AustraBringlish): Hey guys, what's u-
🇺🇸, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: AHHHH!!
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇭🇲: What was that about?
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: I dunno.

by Hay_bee9 April 11, 2023

high triglisserides

A clogging-of-bodily-plumbing abnormality caused by performing too many "trailing up or down da scales" operations during a musical presentation.

Audience members who get blood-pressuringly exasperated from enduring too many "flamboyant flair" keyboard/fretboard shenanigans could also develop high triglisserides, as well as merely da musician's being affected in dat way.

by QuacksO February 2, 2026