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Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.
by joshuascreename June 26, 2010
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Trivecorns

The little bumps on the ceiling!

The texture is called "popcorn". It is very light, and made of puffed foam or plastic. It is sprayed onto the ceiling with a special machine. There are other textures that are made with something similar to drywall compound. It can be rolled on with a special roller that leaves random lines bumps of excess drywall compound that dries and can be painted.
"I was jumping on my bed, but I jumped too high and hit my head on the ceiling and some of the trivecorns came off."

"Check the ceiling, God's got nice trivecorns."

"The trivecorns must be respected."
by ExtraTerrestrial February 17, 2010
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tobacco trifecta

When someone chews, dips and smokes tobacco all at the same time.
Copenhagen, Redman and Backwoods make a perfect tobacco trifecta.
by killzoneroyal November 15, 2010
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mortal trifecta

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".
by hilarioyo January 21, 2014
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North American Trifecta

When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.
"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"
by Hittin it from behind January 10, 2013
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Gentleman's Trifecta

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.
Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.
by The VVintergeist February 25, 2014
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Birthday Trifecta

Receiving a happy birthday text/call, tweet, and Facebook wall-post all from one person, on your birthday.
I thought I was more popular, but John was the only person who completed a Birthday Trifecta for me.

It's only 12:01 and I already completed Johns Birthday Trifecta.
by iRod December 27, 2012
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