tansker

Black and Brown Dog

That Doberman is a Tansker!!

by Sqddck November 15, 2019

Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009

tonsumology

The study of shaving.

She is not merely a shaving aficionado, she is a devoted tonsumology student.

by InspiringK April 28, 2011

Tonkartons

TONKARTONS OWNER -VIRGIL VAN TONK ORGANISATION

Hayyaan Bapu

Ismaeel Omer

Rawaha Ibrahim

Shakeel suleman

Yusuf Bapu

Ibrahim Bax

Awais Ahmed

Zayd Ahmad

Hassan khan

Faizan Patel

Umar sodagar

Hamza

Talhah Umar

Aadil matki

Hamza Walibhai

Oi Hayyaan go tonk my guy over here he's getting bare lippy

Tonkartons assemble

by Deontit Aylder October 14, 2020

Tomski on acid

one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.

After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.

by tomskionacid December 24, 2008

honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville September 7, 2005