Tongue punched her baby maker

A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.

Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"

Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."

by pinkcherryman1 November 22, 2011

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

go tongue punch a dirt star

when you lick a dirty vagina

shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.

by 12w3e4r5898654yhdh July 9, 2010

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022