An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
by Telephony June 15, 2014
Get the pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! mug.The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.
by opposite June 24, 2012
Get the Tolani mug.1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.
2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.
(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.
(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.
2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
by T. Panda February 9, 2013
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I've been refreshing this web page for more than 10 minutes, but to no avail. I'm tired of this goddamn toilnet.
by Sea of Ash June 23, 2015
Get the Toilnet mug.How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
by Telephony June 29, 2015
Get the Toliet Denver mug.The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
by TittyCream November 6, 2012
Get the Midnight Toking mug.Chef Marcell Toing prepares the most delicious and exotic dishes, always using special secret ingredients OOOoOOOOOOh I must say that smells delicious.
That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy
That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy
by Moo/ Kotlyn aka Puddle of Cat June 19, 2020
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