Tolani

The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.

Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"

by opposite June 24, 2012

Nosh Token

A token or coin which a male is given from an early age by their farthers. The Nosh Token can be exchange at any vendor (female) for sexual intercourse at any given moment, however they can only be used once in a life time. So pick wisely

Excuse me fair maiden may i exchange this Nosh Token for 1 ride upon you tuppeance?

Here you go son, your very first Nosh Token!

by PussyMachine November 5, 2010

tomanus

The anus-shaped spot on a tomato under the stem.

Before slicing a tomato into wedges, use a paring knife to discard the tomanus.

by Uncle Ugly January 14, 2008

Toking Points

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)

1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.

by T. Panda February 9, 2013

TokayerPlex

An ultra-large and awesomely fantastic number equivalent to 10^5121999. When an individual claims, in an argument, that this number is better than any other number, they immediately win that argument.
The God of all other numbers

"12 is the best number"
"No, TokayerPlex is clearly the best number"
"I can't argue with that."

by Jack the Douche October 19, 2018

Midnight Toking

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.

It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.

by TittyCream November 6, 2012

Tokenism

Parading around your best example of a marginalized group (that one woman CEO or that one amazing black teacher) to prove you aren’t sexist or racist.

white People: look at this article about a black man who spends extra time with kids with no dads... why isn’t THIS viral?
Answer: because it’s Tokenism and black people doing something great isn’t as rare as YOU think.

by More dictionaries less bibles March 12, 2019