toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

by kerdunskool November 15, 2020

Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.

"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"

by BonglordBen November 4, 2023

Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast

Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"

by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024

Guatemalan Toe Jam

When you perform anal with your girl using your big toe, swirling it around until you get all the remnants out.

“Heard Sally let Jerry collect some Guatemalan Toe Jam last night.”

by LifesAJ_O_K_E June 23, 2023

Toe Jam

A woman's front wedgie

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!

by Radschick March 29, 2019

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate

My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.

by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017