Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Guatemalan Toe Jam

When you perform anal with your girl using your big toe, swirling it around until you get all the remnants out.

“Heard Sally let Jerry collect some Guatemalan Toe Jam last night.”

by LifesAJ_O_K_E June 23, 2023

toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam

Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw April 6, 2021

toejam

Toejam is the gunk between your toes mainly consisting of dust and dirt. It is called toejam as it resembles a type of substance like jam between your toes.

Jenny: I loveee eating toast with toejam spread on it. What about you?
Vicky: Yes but it can be quite sticky sometimes.
Anika: Disgusting!

by iloveshakespeareee August 1, 2020

toejam

the substance that accumulates between your toes after a long day of having sweaty feet. Mixture of toe sweat and sock fuzz.

there really is no example for toejam. If you have expirenced it before you know what i am talking about. And most people have.

by Brenda Joyce March 28, 2010

toejam

that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam

tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005