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Tobias Rieper

Agent 47's alias used during jobs upon checking into locations. It is believed that it is a play on "To Buy Us Reaper", a phrase used when referencing hitmen for hire.
Agent 47: Checking in, the name is Tobias Rieper.
*15 minutes later* 11 deaths and a plethora of unconscious people.
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeet May 10, 2018
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Tobias Eaton

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"
by ~:^) December 23, 2013
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Tobias

toe-bi-ass ; a toe that is bi and has an ass. He usually has a bowl cut but does not admit it. You will usually only see this majestic animal with basketball shorts on.
Jacob:Tobias what did you do with your hair?
Tobias:I got a hair cut
Jacob:That's a bowl cut
Tobias:STOP CALLING IT A BOWL CUT
by ChungusMode February 16, 2019
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dirty tobias

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.
Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.
by xXCRAZYPUSSYSLAYER73Xx December 25, 2020
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hey tobias

guaranteed to make every tobias mad
hey tobias (you put nothing after)
by hsth3t November 30, 2021
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tobias forge

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.
totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023
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Tobias Funke

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008
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