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irish toaster strudel 

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over
dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished
irish toaster strudel by dreadrasta November 25, 2010
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when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...
that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week
toaster strudel by crazy tits October 7, 2009

Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.
"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.
John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

Toaster Strudle 

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle
Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo
Toaster Strudle by illLocus May 15, 2018

Indiana Toaster Strudel 

1. Urine and Vodka
a. Usually a result of running out a mixer, in addition to being extremely intoxicated.

2. Urine and any other liquor
Since they had more alcohol than they did mixers, the partiers eventually had to start making Indiana Toaster Strudels.

Toaster Strudelled 

When you bust a nut on someone's stomach making your cum look like the icing on a toaster strudel
"I pulled out at the last second and Toaster strudelled Emily the other night"