Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

by ShiShu May 8, 2023

Meir Schwartz

An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?

Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz

by FckWtbry December 9, 2019

Brian James Schwartz

BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!

brian james schwartz is snatched

by bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzamm October 15, 2019

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

alayna schwartz

hates beth, THAT CLOWN LOOKIN BITCH.Also pretty ,funny ,and nice. loves cheese

who tf just said babygirl in an austailian accent? it was alayna schwartz

by emosarah September 13, 2018

Remi Schwartz

Remi schwartz is a cute jewish girl. She is a lightweight and very loud and sometimes obnoxious when drunk. The secret to her heart is food and/or puppies. She's got a nice booty and has a great sense of humor. You either hate or love her.

Remi Schwartz ate all the snacks

by SleepySalmon December 14, 2019

coach schwartz

yeah man, go run a lap.

coach schwartz made us run 10 laps in one day.

by popcorn.kernel123456789 May 7, 2019