titwank

liverpool slang for a dickhead or idiot or bellend

fuckoff you stupid titwank

by [e-mail] September 10, 2010

titty wank

Wanking yourself or someone else off by playing with his/her tits and/or nipples. Some weird people get orgasms from this.

"Yo doilface, I gotta go home and have an awesome titty wank"

by mcjihad July 2, 2007

Norwegian Tittybang

The act of severing a sleeping Norwegians hand and using it to slap the face of another being.

It is common that the severed is also kept by the perpetrator.

Robert pulled a Norwegian Tittybang on Astrid then used her hand to smack Rachel in the face. He's a woman hitter.

by urbanshrimp328 January 21, 2011

Tittywagon

1. One who is a persistent nuisance.

noun

Person 1: "Look at that tittywagon, he's being such a horse fucker!"
Person 2: "That's redundant."

by Captain Crumch March 2, 2011

tittybonker

A man who loves to fuck big titties

titty bonk titties bonker bang

Dwayne is a big time tittybonker. His woman always has chafing on her boobs.

by mordolo January 26, 2011

tittywink

Use in any matter;any matter at all. This will deff. leave you friends and opponents in awe.

Boy1:Ohh i just merked ur ass.
Boy2:Son of a tittywink

Man1:"ur mom goes to college"
Man2:"ur mom is a tittywink"

Gamer1:"i justd sniped you in the tittywink!"
Gamer2:(silence).....

by EMOxx4xxLIFExx December 27, 2007

Tittlywinks

The reaction you get from a base mixed with a non acidic substance, thus created a unicorn.

Just kidding...it's a nipple less boob.

I couldn't feed my baby because I have tittlywinks.

by Tittlywinkmaster69 January 12, 2013