Jeff: "Yo, I'm going to the store, you need anything?"
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."
by Tina278 August 26, 2015
Get the tissue burn mug.The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
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See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.
Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?
by ke6isf October 22, 2004
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Girl 1: Can you believe it? Karen broke up with Steve and is now dating Jared! That's like her third boyfriend in 6 months!
Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".
Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".
by tissuenumberone January 9, 2011
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Babe my allergies are killing me tonight, can I give you "Tissue Box" and kill two birds with one stone?
by JDizzleFerrizzle March 30, 2009
Get the Tissue Box mug.A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.
Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
by TheMarsh January 30, 2009
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TissuePrincess: My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm lonely and I have nothing in my life going well for me
NormalPerson: Stop being such a Tissue Princess
NormalPerson: Stop being such a Tissue Princess
by Zakariski June 6, 2007
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