tinsel tampon

a tampon festooned with tinsel

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

Tinseled

It’s when I guy accidentally or on purpose peas on a girl a little bit

My bad babe for tinseled on you

by Big mike barber February 1, 2021

Tinsel Tits

KAMEN SYNESAEL

wanna get played

Date tinsel tits

by beechballs180 November 27, 2019

Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.

“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”

by Mellowsad December 19, 2021

Tinsel

Elf slang for cool or awesome, popularized in the Christmas movie Prep & Landinig

This job is sooooo tinsel!!!!

by Jezij December 18, 2018

Tinsel

Tinsel is a newly discovered language believed to be used hundreds of years ago. Not much is known and scientists are still trying to learn the alphabet.

"They are who we are assuming spoke the language of tinsel"

"Wow you know Tinsel?"

by Tired Man's End February 4, 2025