tinsel tampon

a tampon festooned with tinsel

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 03, 2016

Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.

“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”

by Mellowsad December 19, 2021

Tinsel

Tinsel is a newly discovered language believed to be used hundreds of years ago. Not much is known and scientists are still trying to learn the alphabet.

"They are who we are assuming spoke the language of tinsel"

"Wow you know Tinsel?"

by Tired Man's End February 05, 2025

Tinsel

Elf slang for cool or awesome, popularized in the Christmas movie Prep & Landinig

This job is sooooo tinsel!!!!

by Jezij December 18, 2018

Tinsel

A old guy with grey hair

Emma/joey/ryan is a tinsel

by Devante_bmx October 27, 2015

Tinselitis

Where you are ill from having to much time with tinsel. You may get a rash from Tinselitis.

You have Tinselitis call a doctor.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021