tinsel tampon

a tampon festooned with tinsel

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.

“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”

by Mellowsad December 19, 2021

Tinseled

It’s when I guy accidentally or on purpose peas on a girl a little bit

My bad babe for tinseled on you

by Big mike barber February 1, 2021

Tinselitis

Where you are ill from having to much time with tinsel. You may get a rash from Tinselitis.

You have Tinselitis call a doctor.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021

tinsel minstrel

White person acting like a black person to try and be cool? See coonwalk.

That tinsel minstrel ain’t fooling anyone with his coonwalk.

by Vulture November 4, 2023

Tinsel

Tinsel is a newly discovered language believed to be used hundreds of years ago. Not much is known and scientists are still trying to learn the alphabet.

"They are who we are assuming spoke the language of tinsel"

"Wow you know Tinsel?"

by Tired Man's End February 4, 2025