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Thrustin Dustin 

The thrustin dustin is a home made double ended butthole with a moustache attached to it so two gay dudes can bone it while gazing deeply into each others eyes and cum on each others dick head.
Cole: "Hey Scot, let's both bone this crazy little thing with a moustache on it and gaze into each others eyes deeply."

Scot: "Sounds great, make sure to cum on my dick head, and use a ridged hip thruster attachment on the thrustin dustin so we don't break our boners."
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Thrustido Bandito

Patron saint of Cinco de Mayo. According to legend, a mysterious figure adept at scrapping up those females drunk beyond good judgment, before knowing them carnally.
El Thrustido Bandito rides again.
GREAT SMILE;USUALLY GOOD WITH LADIES;
GREAT FRIEND.
WOW, YOU HAVE TRUSTIN!
TRUSTIN by melpg February 21, 2009
God, she was throating enough to kill! That wasn't no plain old BJ! I could feel them little rings deep inside her throat, man! Then she threw up, spoiled everything.

thrustin beaver 

1- A humorous term used to describe rough sex with a belieber (Justin bieber fan).

2- To describe rough sex with a childish female.
tom: "hey man I was scoping out some chicks after the bieber concert"
shaun: "any nice ones?"
tom: "yeah there was one with a really nice set of melons, I got her back to mine for a little thrustin beaver"
shaun: "nice, hope she was legal"
thrustin beaver by judgelead March 12, 2014

trustigious 

Comes from Comedy Centrals commercial for Stephen Colbert's new show.
Stephen Colbert is trustigious.
trustigious by Cherry Jazz October 16, 2005

trustiness 

A word that New York Times made up because they couldn't spell truthiness. Stephen Colbert, upon discovering this (he created truthiness), made his next "Word" Cat, so that the Times could have an easier time getting the word right.
N/A, trustiness isn't a fucking word!!!!
trustiness by K3n7 September 8, 2008